Sunday, January 29, 2006

Pet Name

Sometimes my Pet Name is "Spider Monkey Toes."

Only Zel is permitted to address me in such a manner.

I have the ability to pick things up with my toes.

Zel doesn't find this impressive.

I also shave my feet, so I don't look like Frodo. (Not quite, but you get the point.)

Zel doesn't find hairy feet attractive.

So, when I haven't shaved my feet in a while, and I pick things up with my toes, Zel calls me Spider Monkey Toes.

4 comments:

dom said...

Erm ok,have you ever thought about joining a freak show ?

Amelia said...

No, why? Have you?

Josh Ramsey said...

hey, how come no tales of your D.C. Cab rides? Your A.C. in the D.C.?

do tell of the district that is not in Columbia! And of Scarlet, Melanie and little Evie ...

Josh Ramsey said...

oh wait, maybe because 26 days plus Jan. 16 does not equal Jan. 30th.

my Venn Diagram sez there's no shaded area in my head where logic meets reason ...