Friday, August 18, 2006

God Bless This Lube

Glad the Christians are playing with their toys. "It stands to reason that some Christians already know all about adult products while others secretly long to know more but don't know who to ask. Those are the customers that Book22 seeks to attract. Book22, named for the twenty-second book in the Bible, "Song of Solomon," is a new adult novelty store positioning itself as a Christian source of intimacy products for married couples."

I'm not gonna comment on the "married couples" thing. I'm just glad some of them are admitting that they like to fuck.

4 comments:

Bayne said...

I wonder if Book22 carries condoms?

Afterall, isn't The Meaning of Life to a Christian that...

Every sperm is sacred.
Every sperm is great.
If a sperm is wasted,
God gets quite irate.

Anonymous said...

Oh Jesus, you guys.

Amelia said...

Bayne, that's funny! Thanks! I'm going to have to break out the Bible and see what Book 22 has to say about sex. It probably says something like "go onwards and fuck".

Anonymous said...

At ExxonMobil, they have a position called the vice president of Global Lubricants. No, I am not a liar.

Bet you wish you had that job.