Banning Cleavage

There's a school district in Texas (of course) that's banning cleavage.

“It's gotten bad enough that, unfortunately, our young males are looking at more than their English book, their speech book, their science book,” says school board president Sherri Wade. “And it's kind of nice to have something left to the imagination.”

I'm thinking it 's not to protect the young males, or even the young lesbians, from looking at cleavage, but to prevent the male teachers from having gigantic erections while they're teaching, which would lead to multi-million dollar lawsuits.

But, spin it that "we gotta protect the children" and you can do just about anything.