I just came home from the local adult store. My Little Town only has one. In fact, it's the only one in the entire county (red county; not proud of this).I purchased a Fist Shakin' Fine Bear.
Melanie bought one about 4 years ago when she came for a visit. I've asked her about it. She said her neighbors sometimes complain because she looses her mind and the walls in her building shake.
"How good can this thing be?" I ask myself.
The Fist Shakin' Fine Bear is the best $12.00 I've ever spent on anything in my entire life. Ever.
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That's right!!!!
Fist Shakin' Fine! Brilliant!!!
Who ever came up with this toy is brilliant! They need to be enshrined in the Vibrator Hall of Fame. Take $12 from your landscaper and go buy one for Karen. She will love you more than you ever thought humanly possible! ;-)
That looks like some kind of dental cleaning device.
I hope my wife never stumbles onto this or my position as Hubby will be in dire peril.
Luckily, I am still Vermin Removal and Garbage Office of the house. Oh and Moving Heavy Stuff Pledge as well.
Please treat your wife to this fabulous non-dental cleaning device. Put one fist of the Fist Shakin' Fine Bear on either side of her clit, as you would if this were a dental cleaning device. You will probably be promoted to Super Wonderful Fabulous Hubby.
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