Saturday, April 01, 2006

High School Girls Win Three-Way

Apparently, my local paper thought this was a great headline for the front page of the sports section.

The girls track team beat two other schools. Good for them!

The accompanying picture is that of one of the girls pole vaulting over an 8-foot, 6-high bar. She has both hands firmly grasped on the launching pole, extreme look of concentration on her face.

The image also shows the high bar looking like it’s coming out of her ass. Classy picture to go along with the classy headline.

5 comments:

t2ed said...

Just a trick by the Man to make you read about girls track. And it worked unfortunately.

And in a three way, isn't everyone a winner?

Amelia said...

Good point! Everyone is a winner in a three-way!

t2ed said...

I'm just glad we had a new post so I could quit seeing the Fist Shaking Fine Bear first thing on your site.

And I still don't get that name. Why a bear? Is it mauling you? Should you be playing dead? Do you need a pic-a-nic basket, Booboo?

Anonymous said...

That's goddamn brilliant.

The name is because the little thing on top of the thing is a bear. And it's shakin' it's fists. So it's a fist shakin' fine bear. And in a way, yes, it's mauling you.

Amelia said...

Mauling you to cum all over yourself.