Right now, there's this Chinese couple doing Launch the Bitch. They're skating to "Kashmir" by Led Zeppelin.
Not the original, but the instrumental.
It's hot.
But, they're dressed like they're from KISS. It's not their fault they're dressed like they're from KISS. They probably had no say on what they're music or outfits look like. They're from Communist China, yo.
They did a fabulous job. They're in first place.
Everyone else just needs to sit down.
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You know, it may indeed have been their choice to dress like they're from KISS. Nothing can stop the KISS Army. Not even the Chinese government. Nothing.
I always wish I had chosen the gambit of wearing full face paint in my 20s, to hide the aging to come.
Did either of the skaters stick out their tongue ala Gene Simmons at any point?
Surely that would have clinched the medal.
Any pyrotechnics?
The makeup would've been fun. We've seen KISS in full makeup, and it was quite fun!!!
No Gene Simmons tongue. No pyrotechnics.
And then, in the long program, he launched the bitch a little too hard, and she ate shit on her knee. But, they ended up earning silver. Good for them. They're rock starts after all!
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