Thursday, November 10, 2005

Top Cats

Good for the Carolina Cheerleaders!

Making out in a bathroom stall is totally hott! So hott it gets a second t!

They're capturing their youth and being young and reckless. When else are we given the opportunity to go this? That's right. Only when we're young.

Then they get in a fight with some other chick. Who, let's face it, was probably pissed off that she wasn't in the bathroom stall making out. I'm thinking three-some.

And honestly, when we're in the middle of a sexual act and we're interrupted, we're pissed off! Do you blame them?

Then they get released from the Top Cats. They dissed the squad. They dissed the Carolina Panthers.

Funny, really, considering the on-going escapades of many NFL players:

Ray Lewis, Baltimore Ravens. Set up a plea bargain for obstructing justice in a murder case. Nice. I bet his parents are proud of him for that one.

Jamal Lewis, Baltimore Ravens, distribution of cocaine.

The Minnesota Vikings
players and the Sex Boat Cruise. I'm ok with the idea of having sex on a boat. I just don't agree with how the players went about it.

Mike Tice, coach of the above mentioned Vikings. Scalping tickets for this past Super Bowl. Come on, Tice, don't you make enough money in one year to feed and clothe the residents of Somalia for 10 years?

Terrell Owens...hasn't done anything illegal that I know of. But I had to throw him in the mix simply because I think he's making a complete ass of himself. His apology to the Eagles was a joke.

Ricky Williams, Miami Dolphins. Look, get rid of your bong, flush the weed, and go see a drug and alcohol counselor. Either that, or don't be so goddamned dumb about it that you get caught!

And of course, O.J. Do I really need to go into this?

We live in a world of double standards. In my opinion, the Carolina Cheerleaders who were dismissed didn't do anything worse than the above mentioned men. And the men are still making millions. Except maybe O.J. Didn't he have to sell his Heisman Trophy?

So, why were the cheerleaders released? Because the Top Cats organization didn't want to send a message to the little girls who idolized them.

Please. The only people that pay attention to cheerleaders are grown men. And lesbians.

No mention of the issue on the Top Cats' web page. Typical American attitude: Don't talk about it. Bury your head in the sand. It never happened.

But, then the former Top Cats, the ones who made out in the bathroom, received an offer to pose in Penthouse.

Good for them!

2 comments:

Unknown said...

I knew they'd get canned as soon as I heard the story. You could cause a scandal, so long as the income you generate is in proportion to the damage caused by the scandal. If it would have been the whole squad in that bathroom, they would have much more leverage (not to mention one hell of a movie). But two nameless, easily replaceable cheerleaders? Their cheering careers are as done as a done thing on being done day.

But you gotta love the image of them going to the unemployment office with this excuse for losing their jobs :)

Josh Ramsey said...

You have to admit, if you're applying a Double-Standard argument here, that the public outcry on this would have been much more harsh&hateful, if it were two male PLAYERS cut in the stalls ... hot cheerleader lesbianism -- rewarded; two dudes doing it -- ewwww cries the fans!