Not off to a good start

The Alien Anal Probes, Zel's fantasy football team, isn't off to a great start. The players on the bench, who were considered for play today, scored more than the players who played.

That sucks.

The other team Zel is playing against, the Old Stooges, are pretty far ahead, and they have 3 players playing in Monday night' Philly game.

"Any chance you'll catch up?", I said.

"Only if all three of his players get hurt before the game," Zel said.

It's not looking good.

There's 65 bucks down the drain.

That's almost three dinners at my favorite Mexican food restaurant.

However, this is football. And there's always next week. When the Anal Probes stick it to the Viscious Wieners.