Friday, January 26, 2007

Monica Lewinsky has a Fucking Publicist

Excuse me?

Why in the goddamn does Monica Lewinsky have a fucking publicist?

I give blow jobs. And I’m pretty good. I’m cute, too (if the term cute can still apply to someone in her mid-thirties).

But, I have no publicist.

Monica’s publicist said Monica is job hunting in London and that she’s “not doing any press.”

Hmm…so does that mean Monica is seeking to give blow jobs in London, but won’t give blow jobs to the press?

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