OK--so, maybe he's getting old and his brain is a little...fuzzy. But, Bruce, really? I know it's only another greatest hits album. But didn't he just sign a deal with the Empire?
I mean, this is akin to Anakin hanging out with Chancellor Palpatine.
Friday, January 30, 2009
Tuesday, January 20, 2009
Twins?
I'm not looking at Obama and Bush.
I'm looking at Cheney.
Doesn't he look like the dude in “Raiders of the Lost Ark”? The dude who's face melted off?
Seriously.
I'm looking at Cheney.
Doesn't he look like the dude in “Raiders of the Lost Ark”? The dude who's face melted off?
Seriously.
Monday, January 19, 2009
The Arizona Cardinals are going to the Super Bowl
Wow.
They did it. The Arizona Cardinals are going to the Super Bowl.
Lemme say that again.
The Arizona Cardinals are going to the Super Bowl.
I've not posted till now because I've been flat on my back trying to absorb the fact that THE ARIZONA CARDINALS ARE GOING TO THE SUPER BOWL!
It's not that they don't deserve it. (They do.) It's not that they didn't work hard. (They did.) It's not that they don't have my respect. (They do now.)
It's that in the 61 year history of the team, they've always sucked. When they moved to Arizona in 1988, they couldn't beat themselves off in the shower. I lived in Tucson when they moved from St. Louis; everyone was excited we were getting a professional football team. My Dad said, “We're on the map!” Because that large hole in the ground didn't put the State of Arizona on the map prior to the Cardinals' arrival.
They did nearly hand the game to the Eagles. I mean, how do you blow a a 24 – 6 lead? But, I'm not a professional analyst, so I'm not gonna go there.
The question now is, can they stop the Steelers? I hope they do. I'm pulling for them. It's not because they're the underdog. It's because I lived in Arizona 21 years, and I'd like to see the Cardinals win.
They did it. The Arizona Cardinals are going to the Super Bowl.
Lemme say that again.
The Arizona Cardinals are going to the Super Bowl.
I've not posted till now because I've been flat on my back trying to absorb the fact that THE ARIZONA CARDINALS ARE GOING TO THE SUPER BOWL!
It's not that they don't deserve it. (They do.) It's not that they didn't work hard. (They did.) It's not that they don't have my respect. (They do now.)
It's that in the 61 year history of the team, they've always sucked. When they moved to Arizona in 1988, they couldn't beat themselves off in the shower. I lived in Tucson when they moved from St. Louis; everyone was excited we were getting a professional football team. My Dad said, “We're on the map!” Because that large hole in the ground didn't put the State of Arizona on the map prior to the Cardinals' arrival.
They did nearly hand the game to the Eagles. I mean, how do you blow a a 24 – 6 lead? But, I'm not a professional analyst, so I'm not gonna go there.
The question now is, can they stop the Steelers? I hope they do. I'm pulling for them. It's not because they're the underdog. It's because I lived in Arizona 21 years, and I'd like to see the Cardinals win.
Saturday, January 10, 2009
The World is Coming to an End
Not in 2012 the way the Mayans predicted.
I'm not kidding.
Did you see the score of the Cardinals/Panthers game?
I mean the CARDINALS are going to the NFC CHAMPIONSHIP GAME.
If they beat either the Eagles or the Giants next week, let's all look for large comets, or pay closer attention to the earthquakes happening in Yellowstone.
Of course, Jesus could be coming, too. But I'll leave that one for The Big Clown to ponder.
No, I'm not pulling for the end of the world, I'm just pulling for a team who hasn't made it this far before. And, I grew up in Arizona.
And, be proud of me, I didn't say something stupid like, "It's gonna be a bird fight in the Desert!" I'll leave that shit to the professional talking heads!
I'm not kidding.
Did you see the score of the Cardinals/Panthers game?
I mean the CARDINALS are going to the NFC CHAMPIONSHIP GAME.
If they beat either the Eagles or the Giants next week, let's all look for large comets, or pay closer attention to the earthquakes happening in Yellowstone.
Of course, Jesus could be coming, too. But I'll leave that one for The Big Clown to ponder.
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Update 1/11/09
Philly is going to the Desert--Go Cards!
Update 1/11/09
Philly is going to the Desert--Go Cards!
No, I'm not pulling for the end of the world, I'm just pulling for a team who hasn't made it this far before. And, I grew up in Arizona.
And, be proud of me, I didn't say something stupid like, "It's gonna be a bird fight in the Desert!" I'll leave that shit to the professional talking heads!
Saturday, January 03, 2009
Not thinking
I bought my 2-year-old a cherry Chapstick. And gave it to him.
I was clearly not thinking.
No, he didn't eat it. But, he does take the lid off with his mouth.
He no longer has a cherry Chapstick. He will not get another one soon.
I was clearly not thinking.
No, he didn't eat it. But, he does take the lid off with his mouth.
He no longer has a cherry Chapstick. He will not get another one soon.
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